Just a little Lindsay Lohan and Lohan family news, just for kicks. It’s funny to me that we still have daily (sometimes twice-daily) stories about Lindsay and the Family Lohan even now that Lindsay is theoretically out of the public eye. She did so many photo shoots before she went to jail, and we haven’t even seen the end of them – after all, she’s going to be Vanity Fair’s October cover girl, right? Plus, the Lohan Family is to crack shenanigans what Nicole Kidman is to Botox. They need each other. They feed off of each other. They are entwined lovers.
Anyway, Lindsay can’t have regular visitors at her UCLA rehab, she can only see her family. Is this some kind of crackhead lockdown, or is this standard operating procedure for court-ordered rehab?
TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan has a very strict guest list at UCLA rehab — in fact, the only people allowed to visit her while she’s inside the facility are blood relatives … but that all changes in a few weeks.
Multiple sources close to Lindsay tell us the actresses friends have been told that LiLo is on a program which prohibits LiLo from receiving visits from non-relatives … until she’s completed the first 30 days of her 90 day stint.
We’re also told Lindsay has to personally approve each visitor before they’re allowed inside. Lindsay’s mom Dina and sister Ali have already dropped by multiple times since the actress began treatment.
[From TMZ]
Eh. The only thing I really, really want to know about Lindsay’s rehab is if she’s detoxing from everything, including her prescriptions. I think that if Judge Revel got her way, Lindsay is off the painkillers and opiates completely, and I’m sure that it’s a f-cking mess. “It” being Lindsay, of course.
One more story – you know how just before Lindsay went to jail, she hired back her poor assistant Eleonore? Well, she’s is still being employed, it seems, and according to TMZ, Poor Eleonore is now “assisting” Dina and Ali:
There is actually a job more insane than being Lindsay Lohan’s assistant — tending to the needs of her mom and sister!
Sources close to Eleonore, Lindsay’s long-suffering assistant, tell TMZ she is “miserable,” “super-stressed” and “incredibly worn out” these days — which is strange because Lindsay has been “away” for nearly a month.
But now she has to do Dina and Ali Lohan’s bidding. We’re told Dina “goes on about nothing for days,” constantly rambling about potential business deals. One such “deal” centers around a storage unit Lindsay has with her old clothes and other belongings that don’t fit in her apartment. According to our sources, Dina thinks there’s money to be made off the stuff with a Lohan garage sale.
Throw 16-year-old Ali in the mix and now Eleonore’s got double the errands, pick ups, drop offs, etc … and suddenly someone’s counting down to Lindsay’s release.
82 days to go, Eleonore.
[From TMZ]
In the brief time that Eleonore wasn’t being employed by anyone named Lohan, she was fielding offers from several tabloids for a tell-all on what Lindsay was really like. The offers were reaching the mid-to-high five figures, and I personally thought Eleonore could have gotten more if she really was interested in selling her story. But she went back, unfortunately for her. Maybe she’s working on a book? That might be awesome. Also: I love this portrait of Dina. Can’t you see it? A completely orange Dina just rambling about how awesome it would be to sell everything that Lindsay ever touched… I can see the dollar signs in Dina’s eyes right now. It’s like Dina just can’t wait until Lindsay is dead, just because then the money will really be rolling in.
Dina and Ali on July 29, 2010, and on November 24, 2009. Credit: WENN.
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